Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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