Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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