I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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