i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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