Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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