You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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