he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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