I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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