the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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