i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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