guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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