So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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