Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Randomize
