so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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