at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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