so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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