You kept calling me your small dog last night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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