She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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