you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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