And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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