how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
