nut hugger
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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