I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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