Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I cut my penus on the lid.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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