when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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