bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
