well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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