i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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