is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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