i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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