sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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