We're like a lot better than the average bears
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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