i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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