pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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