last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
sex in a hospital.. check
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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