1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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