It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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