i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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