Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Im part way to drunk.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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