jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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