she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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