I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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