Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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