whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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