that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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