There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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