OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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