girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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