Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think my moral compass just broke
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