girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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