what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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