Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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