I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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